You Know You're in Oklahoma When . . .

you see this license plate in front of you.

you see people in enormous cowboy hats getting their third refills of coke.

you can't escape OU football no matter where you go.

instead of writing a nice feel-good Thanksgiving Day cover story, the local paper sends out a big ol' "F*** You" to the county inmates.

your Christmas ornaments look like this . . .

and this.  Like I said, you really can't escape OU football.

this is what you wear to Walmart.

and you're not the only one.